Sunday, November 2, 2008

THEFT!

There has been a rash of petty thefts across the nation this past weekend. It is unclear whether the robberies have been committed by one fast-moving bandit or are the work of copycat criminals. The children in the Hardman home have been particularly hard hit where there have been reports of the most blatant candy theft. Casey Rhyan Hardman reports that almost all of his chocolate candy bars from Halloween have disappeared from his treat bag.
"hmmmm," says his mom, "weird that all the 'good' candy (munch, munch) would go missing. But it's not really (swallow) good for him anyway." Erika and Joshua have reported the same problem while Brooklyn wonders if she even has a candy bag. Their father has declined to comment but looked rather shifty as he walked away with a suspicious bump in his cheek and a rustling in his pocket. Is this the end of safe candy eating across the nation?

5 comments:

Heidi Lindsay said...

lol. Nice. Stealing candy from your OWN babies!!! Terrible!

Krystal said...

You are SO comical! I love your creative imagination when it comes to writing. Sadly, I would have to say that thief has hit my home as well - luckily, Addyson didn't have a clue how much she had! She also couldn't eat half of it due to Allergies. Bummer! Anyway, Hope all is well with you and your cute family. I was at the Trunk or Treat but didn't see you!...or did I? It is all a blurr now - sugar high ya know.

Amber Cederberg said...

Hey! That's the best part about taking the kids trick-or-treating. You get the best candies! I totally agree with it!

elisa moulton family said...

You are such a dork. I love you. That sounds really familiar. For some strange reason my boys didn't get any smarties this year. I wonder.

Sandy & Rick said...

yup we call that theif the Great pumpkin in our house