There has been a rash of petty thefts across the nation this past weekend. It is unclear whether the robberies have been committed by one fast-moving bandit or are the work of copycat criminals. The children in the Hardman home have been particularly hard hit where there have been reports of the most blatant candy theft. Casey Rhyan Hardman reports that almost all of his chocolate candy bars from Halloween have disappeared from his treat bag.
"hmmmm," says his mom, "weird that all the 'good' candy (munch, munch) would go missing. But it's not really (swallow) good for him anyway." Erika and Joshua have reported the same problem while Brooklyn wonders if she even has a candy bag. Their father has declined to comment but looked rather shifty as he walked away with a suspicious bump in his cheek and a rustling in his pocket. Is this the end of safe candy eating across the nation?
7 years ago