Where do all the dark church socks go? Is there a secret commune somewhere where missing socks can be found? We have 6 pair. I did ALL the laundry. Only one black sock. The rest are out partying somewhere, I guess and it's 11:03 and I don't want to go to Walmart to get new socks. I'm too lazy. So I guess my kids are going to look like nerds tomorrow. White socks with dark pants.
So, I send a plea to the secret sock commune: Please send the socks home. We love them and miss them. We want them to be with us always. Socks, come home!
Oh, wow. I must be really tired. Yes, bed time for me. Goodnight.
7 years ago