So the other day I tried spinning class. Class description: stationary bicycling. Pretty much, a skinny little instructor tells you when you should turn the little dial of torture to make the biking harder and harder. I've tried and failed before. I was determined to finish the whole class this time. This is roughly how it went:
8:30 - I start up, 3 petal strokes in, so far so good. I like the instructor.
8:35 - It's getting hard and that was supposed to be the warm up. Ouch.
8:39 - Oh sweet mama, it's only been 4 mintues? I think about giving up; decide not to just yet.
8:43 - I think that it might have been a dumb decision.
8:45 - Yep, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. But I've stuck to other dumb decisions so I'll stick to this one.
8:50 - My quads scream despite the fact that I'm going about 1/2 the speed of everyone else.
8:46 - I hate everyone else. (except Emily who, bless her heart, thought I could acctually do something this hard)
8:50 - I think mean things about the instructor. This gives me a surprising boost of evil energy.
8:56 - Evil energy wanes.
9:05 - My legs go blessedly numb.
9:08 - I realize I need heavens help to get through this class so I think 5 good things about the instructor (but I still don't like her.)
9:09 - I. am. going. to. die.
9:10 - Instructor announces cool-down time.
9:14 - I start to like people again, in general. I forgive the instructor for her sadistic tendencies.
9:15 - Done. Stretch. Endorphins have a chance to catch up with me.
Do I plan to do it again? Yes. That was brutal but I burned a TON of calories. So even though I might wimper a little, me and my jelly legs will be there next week when I hope it will be a little easier. (oh, please let it be easier!)
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11 comments:
You crack me up!!!
I don't dare try spinning, but I feel the same way about the Yoga class that I am taking. It kicks my butt every time but I feel really good when I am done and didn't die. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Literally!
That was soooo funny and so true. Way to be a trouper and finish it.
Oh you are so funny! I'm so happy to read you didn't hate me in the class! What I love the most is that you seriously cycled like a rock star and (I swear) with a smile on your face, that I was surprised you were dying like you were. It WILL get better. promise. And in just 4 weeks and 3 days- I'll join you!!!
You are freaking hilarious! I love you! And I'm inspired by you!
When I took spin classes before I had kids I would just pretend like I was turning the tension up. Pretty soon I didn't have to pretend anymore. If I took a class tomorrow, I would be the best actress ever.
It is brutal but dang if it doesn't feel great when you're done!
Ha ha! I love it! If only I were so brave.... :o)
I love you! You are so much fun!!!! Good luck next week!
I got in 12 minutes of it this morning. My blood sugar must have been off, so I got off after the shakes started. Next time I plan on at least 30 minutes. I am going to slowly work up to 30 minutes!
That's craziness! Are you still doing it? I am proud of you for trying it. Lol love ya
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